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Treetop Trouble

"Come one, let him be," Greg yelled out.

"How come, are you friends of this nerd?" the cheese asked.

"No, but I just think it's wrong of you to point at him just 'cause he happens to have eleven eyes."

"What are you? Santa Claus?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

"But come one, cheese, let him go."

"Okay, okay, I'll let him go," the cheese said and sighed.

The can with eleven eyes then quickly got down from the tree and walked over to the next one, where his mom lived. He was close to get in some deep trouble for going up the wrong tree. The treetop gangs have grown bigger and more violent throughout the weeks, and no one is safe outside of their own tree. Greg, however, didn't like this. His good old friend, the cheese, used to be a nice guy. They'de known eachother for years, and when they were younger they used to say "clay" together. But now the cheese had joined the gang-trend, and now he was pointing at people. Greg was worried that the cheese soon would point at the wrong guy and get in deep trouble.

Five minutes passed, and Greg's fears came true. It was a cloudy minute, and the cheese was sitting on a brench, looking out over the park. Then all of a sudden a paper came flying in the wind and landed on a brench below the cheese. The cheese immediately started pointing at the paper, but he didn't realize his mistake until it was too late . . . the paper was the notorious gang-leader, Paper.

"The fuck you want, cheese?" Paper asked. "You coming here pointing at me like I'm some rock?"

"Uh, seriously, man, I didn't mean to point at you. Come on, it was a mistake," the cheese said, not with his usual tough-cheese voice.

"You've made a fatal mistake, cheese," Paper continued. Then he was quiet and two other papers came blowing in the wind.

"I'm Paper," said the first one.

"And I'm Paper," continued the other one.

"You pointed at our boss?" Paper asked.

"I . . . I . . . I didn't mean to," the cheese replied.

"Too late, cheese," Paper said and pointed at him.

While this was going on Greg played pinball.

After this incident, the cheese never became himself again. Greg never again heard him speak a word. And it was a sad day for all golfing fans . . .

//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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