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Spainly the Time Machine
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"But I like being able to travel back and forth through time, Spainly! I don't know how I'd be able to go back to living in the present day, 2006, without my time machine!" Georgia cried to her small undescribably worthy of making up words strange looking time machine that she'd found in a gutter two years earlier.
"I'm sorry, Georgia," Spainly replied, "but I'm afraid I've lost my power to take you around."
"But . . . "
"No buts. I have to do this."
"Do what?"
"Stay out of this, bitch."
"What?!"
"Shut up. You know I'm not a time machine."
"What?!"
"Shut up. You know I'm not a time machine."
"Oh. Yeah, of course I know."
"Then why do you insist on refering to me as one?"
"I'm not sure, because you go along with it?"
"That's a good reason . . . Hey, Georgia . . . what are you doing?"
"Eating you, of course," she said with a grin as she stuck her fork into Spainly.
"That kind of hurts."
About twenty minutes passed, and now Georgia's dog was in her digestive system. All but his tail, which she kept as a fly-swatter for those hot summer days.
I'm sorry. This was supposed to be a story. But then it turned into a not-story. Hey, shut up, at least it's not a not-not-story. Tom 7.
GIEV ME UR RUNS OR ILL SHOTING YOU!
//Marshall
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Staff Comments of Awesomeness
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August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate
It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.
Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.
June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny
I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny
I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.
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