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Also, if you're easily offended, you do best in leaving, as well. It is all meant to be for fun, but you are still likely to be offended.

OMG Hair

Probably the best web comic around. By best, I mean sloppiest and probably among the worst.

It started out in 2002 when I made a Flash Video in school about MacGuyver's hair getting a life of its own, eating his brain, killing some guy, and then turning into a robot (you know, the usual stuff). But making a video, I realized, requires work and effort, unless you have convenient access to a group of Asian slave worker cartoonists in your basement (the Disney way!). The attention span of a depressed 18-year-old isn't the best, and I had no Asian slaves, so I soon gave up on the idea (what little video material there is should be available in the Movies section) and decided that just drawing some shit in MSPaint would be faster and more convenient. So I mass produced some Hair comics, then went into a weekly or so updating schedule, then gave up on the entire thing for about 4-5 years, then created two or three more comics, and then gave up on it again.

My awesome--but likely to fail--plan is that if I put the Hair episodes on the same site as everything else I'm shoving onto my server I will be more inclined to make more episodes. We'll see how that turns out. . .

Click here for the first episode
//Benny

Staff Comments of Awesomeness

August 4, 2011 - 07:25 BST - Nate

It's time to end this somewhat hiatus and start writing video game reviews for no one again. Funny that after all of these months of college and unemployment I start wasting time with video games and shitty reviews once I finally get a job.

Also, maybe I'll start reviewing games that have been released within the past six months for once thanks to my new disposable (heavy emphasis on this word) income. Maybe.

June 12, 2010 - 15:30 GMT - Benny

I got an urge to collect crap for my chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I had quite a lot of fun until I realised that I already had a chao with 99 in all stats. That took a bit of the fun away but I have another 16 chao I can level up. But now I'm in a mood to play Zelda instead.

May 31, 2010 - 15:53 GMT - Benny

I'm quite glad I went through with this The Green Shell idea. Combined with Hair, I've managed to build up a little backlog of updates that could last me at least a week. Although I have a feeling I'll put out a few of them at a time, which means I'll run out sooner. But yeah, while it's not necessarily easy to come up with shitty ideas for it, I have been looking around at a lot of random video game stuff over the last 12 hours and it's quite fun. I also need to play some more Star Ocean; I've got reptile aliens to kill and annoying girls to ignore! My hatred for Welch has gone down a lot since I got Lymle into my party. That annoying fuck pisses me off, 'kay.


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Okay, so Finnish, but they sing in Swedish so it's alright.