So Benny told me to do a ClotW again. A few weeks ago he told me a good way to find sites to use, typing random words into google. I think I typed in "boyfriend cheerleader." About a minute later, I passed out. I guess I was down for a few hours. But now I'm back, and ready to make fun of this site.
Warning: Site may cause brain damage.
The first page I had to endure was the "My ChEErPaGe" page, but when I realized it wasn't the main page I did a little hacking (Deleted "page2.htm" from the address bar) and found the main page.
Then I passed out again.
Ok, the cheerleader page was just a collection of random quotes places randomly on a solid-color background. I only bothered to read a few of the quotes, so yeah. Shut up.
The main page, however, was a similar collection of random quotes/retard phrases, but this time the font is dark, and the background is an image, dark an animated.
There are some broken images and a couple of those pixel art "dollz" things. They're all the same with different hairstyles. Each one has a name under it, from "ToNi~AnN (ToNiAniUmZ)" to "TeReSa." But JaCkUmZ is the hottest, fo sho!
The quotes were very intelligent and well thought out. And they really made me think . . .
"ThE BeSt nIghTs R tHe 1s U cAnT RemeMbEr.aNd uR FrIeNdS WilL Neva 4GET"
"My girlz and me be.....
*Wipes away a tear* . . . It's just so . . . beautiful! Maybe BeAUtiFuLLz, even.
So I couldn't bear reading any more of the quotes on the home page, they waz makkin me 2 emotional, so I clicked on the "personal homepage" link.
"WhAdDuP DuDeSz KaRiSsA's AwEsOmE WeBpAgE LoLoL HeeHee"
A little webdesign tip, Karissa: If you're going to have something like that at the top of the page, it absolutely must be set as marquee text, because marquee is so kewl.
. . .
Ok, I give up. I could keep going on quoting things from this site and pretending like they mean something to anyway, and that's what I was going to do . . . But then I read this:
ChEeRlEaDiNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which ByThEWaY ISSSSSSSSSS a sport!!!!! 4 all u peeps who don;t think so!~ hahahaha SoFtBaLL, DanCiNG!~ OWWWW PaRtYiN!~!!~! CLuBBiN!!!! siNgIng AcTinG, GoiN 2 Da BŁ@cH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA HOLY HoTTiES!!! hahah MaLL!!!!!!!!! Ya Know all that GOOD stuff!~ hiLLin At the Movies~! goin SWIMMING !!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! when I want NOT when people TRY and throw me in the pool HINT HINT who might that be?!?!?!?! hahahahaha
Hey Kimmy Toni And Jackie heres the schedule :
WHiP Em OuT WeDnEsDaY
ToUcH Em ThUrSdAy
F*cK Em FRiDaY
S*cK Em SaTuRdAy!
and well Sunday we'll GiVe EvErYoNe A ReSt! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH we're so PsYcHo!!!~`
It's just too fucking much. And when I went to copy that (using the old one-handed [use your imagination] right clicking method, I got the most beautifully worded message box pop-up thing ever.
I then clicked on the links "Quotes page," "More quotes," and "Even more quotes." I didn't bother to read any of the stuff. Each page had an animated background and the randomly places chunks of text. Aaaaarrrrggg.
I decided, just for the hell of it, and because I don't feel suicidal enough, to visit the "friends page."
A bunch of pictures of sluts and fat guys, with some more quotezz, and then what I guess is a "shout-outs" list.
Should be a shoot-out list ha ha ha im so wity!!
Anyway, I'm good for the weekend now. Shit. Christ. God damn.